Let me tell you about my flower stealing hobby…
Decided to tell everyone that there is a Museum in town. (because I seem to be the only person who visits.) This announcement was done at some ungodly hour at night and I just could not be bothered putting spaces in the note.
Caroline is my new best friend just because blah. (And they suggested a blowtorch/flamethrower to brighten my mood. (I can’t remember which.))
So, this lone mosquito decided to follow me round the museum as I went for a visit this morning. I was trying to read but it keep’t on chasing me.
So I placed a warning notice for anyone who visits the museum.
In other news. Shaking trees, suddenly bees. Well shit.